Apr 05
When you bite your tongue while eating
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like
Then you feel the agonizing pain
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Mar 17
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
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Mar 15
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DAVID. Make these!!!!!!!!
If i was going to do this I’d have to add in “The Bouncing Souls” “Minor Threat” and “Paint it black” But yes. I shall have to try this sometime for sure.
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Mar 15
That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they act like a total douche…
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